Prof: I'm graduated from UCLA.....
Students:......
Prof: Did you know what is the name for UCLA?
Students:.......
Prof: U can't learn anything.
Students: LOL!!!!
(talking about the mistake)
Prof: as you know,sometime it is very funny to mess up two kind of english
Students: huh?
Prof: one is American English and one is called Rojak english...
Students:.......
Prof: in my class,there is only allowed for Apple( American) english, i doesn't like Rojak....
(mistake example)
Prof: how do you spell Cement?
Students: Cement loh~~~
(Prof wrote on the whiteboard)
Prof: for those people who wants to become an engineer.....
Don't write.....
(This Building needs approximately 10tons of semen)
Whole Class: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (for 15minutes)
(Scolding Students)
Prof: what is the topic for Journal Writing yesterday?
Students: the Salesman.
Prof: very good....but i have two genius in the class wrote this to me.
( The Salonman , The Sailor Man)
Students: HAHAHA!!! =.=
"You're here not because you want go to USA, You're here for you future"-Prof.Doc Lim Ho Peng
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